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potato butt 

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.
Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!
potato butt by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

butt potato 

when your crap is the size of a potato
DAMN GIRL YOU GOT ONE HELL OF A BUTT POTATO!

butt potato 

Losing your anal virginity
I lost my butt potato last night.
butt potato by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Butt Potato 

I'm going for a butt potato
Butt Potato by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Butter your potato to your own liking 

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.
Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026