finklematter 

crap, poo poo, and the like.

"you piece of finklematter!"

finklematter by deanna. March 4, 2008

finklematter 

derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story

Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!

finklematter by Escalator May 3, 2009

Fucklematter 

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people

last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.

Fucklematter by big hotdog in bun guy December 23, 2019

Fucklematter 

shit that climb out of the toilet and fucks you making you pregnant

fucklematter feels good

Fucklematter by big hotdog in bun guy December 23, 2019