Poonis

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

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Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

Poonis by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022

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When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

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It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

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A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

Poonis by Bossplaya January 5, 2004

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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

Poonis by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009

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dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis

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