Wal*Mart Worker

Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.

Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.

by Thinking Republican February 25, 2008

Wal-Mart Worker

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.

Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!

by SaffeWay December 22, 2008