poundoff
something you get called if you happen to be a "beatoff" or "jerkoff" or "dickbeater" hence POUNDOFF....distant cousin of such...
poundoff by Chriscrete February 24, 2008
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Pre-Hooters pound off
The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Pre-Hooters pound off by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
Sneak off pound off
The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.
Dan: Man, last night was close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
Sneak off pound off by droopscrotty September 17, 2017
Sneak off pound off
So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty
Droops Crotty
I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!
Sneak off pound off by Droops Crotty September 24, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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