4 definitions by droopscrotty
1: being cheap and/or frugal to a fault
2: screwing someone over in a royal fashion
3: bailing on plans at the last minute
2: screwing someone over in a royal fashion
3: bailing on plans at the last minute
1:
Dan: You should buy that jacket. It's very nice.
Tim: It is nice, but it's expensive. I think I'm kiking out.
2:
Tim: I am going to buy the Mayweather fight but my wife said no one can come over to watch.
Dan: Bro, you're kiking me.
3:
Dan: We still on to catch that movie tonight?
(Waits 3 hours to respond)
Tim: No, I have to work on my day off.
Dan: What a way to leave a kiking on me on a Saturday!
Dan: You should buy that jacket. It's very nice.
Tim: It is nice, but it's expensive. I think I'm kiking out.
2:
Tim: I am going to buy the Mayweather fight but my wife said no one can come over to watch.
Dan: Bro, you're kiking me.
3:
Dan: We still on to catch that movie tonight?
(Waits 3 hours to respond)
Tim: No, I have to work on my day off.
Dan: What a way to leave a kiking on me on a Saturday!
by droopscrotty September 9, 2017
An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.
Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.
Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.
Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.
by droopscrotty November 15, 2017
The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.
Dan: Man, last night was close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
by droopscrotty September 17, 2017