fuddle monkey 

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

The Monkeys Fiddle 

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

The Monkeys Fiddle by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

fuddlemonkey 

You use it as a replacement when
..swearing
..complimenting
..random word

..ur such a fuddlemonkey
..aww i luv emma shes such a fuddlemonkey
..that thing is such a fuddlemonkey

fuddlemonkey by xx_krazykats_xx April 19, 2005

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.

-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!

fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008