frozen egg 

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car

damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car

frozen egg by assplosion February 17, 2008

Frozen Egg Roll

The sexual act of chilling your penis while standing or sitting in a walk-in cooler, then pouring warm water into a vagina then inserting the chilled penis into the warm vagine. This is the act of defrosting the “frozen egg roll”

“Yea bro after slaving over a hot grill for my 9-5 I sat in the walk-in cooler for a couple hours. Then when I got home I got a ladle of warm water and poured it in my girl and gave her the frozen egg roll 💯”

Frozen Egg Roll by glittergirl111 April 22, 2026