Man 1: Dude, im home alone right now, wanna come over?
Man 2: No! We could get ramseyed!
Man 1: Are you talking about that girl who got murdered? Dude, thats fucked up Man 2: Yea...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'