fklempt

Upset; rattled; on the verge of tears; an uncomfortable lump in the throat right before crying

I became fklempt when I heard Paula died.

fklempt by Kim & Rene June 15, 2004

fklempt

crazy

you were so fklempt last night dude.

fklempt by Molly October 11, 2003

Flempty 

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

Flempty by Back Table Group June 9, 2009

faklempt 

1. Having an upset stomach related to being nervous because of something recently occuring which stirred up emotions.
2. Sick to one's stomach.
3. Overcome with emotions and/or confusion to the point of having butterflies or an upset stomach.

"The thing he just said to me, left me faklempt."

faklempt by Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies April 25, 2006

Flempt 

When you poo and the water splashes back at your butt

Yesterday on the john, i dropped a log and i flempt

Flempt by Dumpmaster T May 17, 2011