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Lemon Squeezer 

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
Lemon Squeezer by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

lemon squeezer 

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
lemon squeezer by allstar666 June 21, 2005

Lemon Squeezer 

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

Lemon Squeezer 

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009

lemon squeezer 

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
lemon squeezer by wonderbread January 20, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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