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Sticky Benjamin

A Sticky Benjamin falls into the same category as a "Dirty Sanchez," a "Rear Admiral" or a "Cleveland Steamer." Bascially, you ejaculate all over some portion of your pay-for-play partner and then take a Hundred-Dollar Bill and slap it over the ejaculate, making it stick to whatever part of the body you've spooged on. Depending upon the denomination you're using, this could also be a "Sticky Washington," a "Sticky Lincoln," a "Sticky Grant," etc.
When I was done givng that ho a facial, I finished her off with a Sticky Benjamin.
Sticky Benjamin by Sticky Ben February 12, 2008
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sticky benjamin

Shaking hands with, or other otherwise touching, an unsuspecting person directly after you have masturbated and gotten it on your hands. Cum may be rustified, or still wet.
"Dude, I so gave your mom a sticky benjamin yesterday."

"WHAT?"

"Don't worry, it was a dry one.. she had no idea. But it was hot."
sticky benjamin by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Stinky benjamin 

Coiling up a note and using it as a tube to suck the fart out of your mates asshole
Oi graham bend over! Let me give ya a stinky benjamin
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026