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Tabor's Law

The corollary to Poe's Law. Poe's Law is invoked when a parody of fundamentalism is believable enough that it is taken as a legitimate example. Tabor's Law is invoked when bona fide fundamentalism is so outrageous that it is taken as parody.
I think Answers in Genesis is hilarious. For the longest time, I thought it was a parody site. That's Tabor's Law in action.
Tabor's Law by BibleBeliever3000 September 19, 2012
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Tabor's Law

When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.
Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!
Tabor's Law by I heart Huckabee February 8, 2008

Tabor's Law

Some retarded phrase coined up by a trolling idiot.
"I call Tabor's Law on you!"

"Tabor's Law isn't an actual term, you idiot."

"BAAAAAAWWWWWW"

"Aw, did I upset you because of how stupid you are? Quickly, someone call the WAAAHHmbulance."
Tabor's Law by The_Nobody February 28, 2008

Tabor's law

A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.

If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.
"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"

"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."

"Tabor's Law, I win!"

"No, you're still a retard."

"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
Tabor's law by Elephant Bones February 29, 2008

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026