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Cheesefest 

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.
Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!
Cheesefest by societymongerer July 23, 2009
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cheesefest 

A situation where two opposing sides are at a stalemate and have no hope of resolving the situation.
A zerg vs. zerg fight was a total cheesefest! The game went on forever!
cheesefest by srav July 1, 2008

Cheesefest 

Pervert; One who practices sexual perversion.
Random: I'm bored...
Cheesefest: Why don't you play with yourself?
Cheesefest by Bonnie... January 31, 2008

Cheesefest 

Several people sitting down together after a meal to share a large cheeseboard with crackers
Following dinner they all sat down to enjoy a huge cheesefest
Cheesefest by StumpyPete July 26, 2016

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling
I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak
Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

Unchucky Cheesestring 

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation
Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’