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Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.
David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.
by Anya Anamhbme January 03, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.
by Solphin July 06, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.
A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"
by D F Stuckey July 30, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.
Cheese_meister@hotmail.com gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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