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bass ackwards 

Ass backwards. The state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.
No no dude, you've got the cables plugged in all bass ackwards.
bass ackwards by Blossom September 13, 2005

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"
"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…
bass-ackwards by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

Awkwardorable 

The condition of being in an uncomfortable situation, while still maintaining a cute persona.
Jordan's facial expressions when he was dancing with that girl who smells like soup were so awkwardorable!
Ackward is the incorrect spelling of awkward. I'm so surprised that no one has corrected this on here.
It's often ackward when you spell everything else correctly but do not know how to spell awkward. Thus ruining your credibility forever.
Ackward by MyRealNameIsJames January 24, 2009

bass-ackward 

Describes something being so screwed up that it's not just backward, it's ASS backward...and the point is emphasized even more by screwing up the words "ass backward"
The radio won't work because you put the batteries in bass-ackward.
bass-ackward by voiceofgod February 6, 2006

Bass Ackwards 

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.
Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.
Bass Ackwards by filmchild February 24, 2004