A slutty no talented whore!! The next Lindsay Lohan Or worse yet Brittany Spears Worst thing to happen to the planet EVER!!!!! She's boobless bootyless and has the absolute WORST singing voice ever!!!! She claims to be a rocker but only sings poppy bublegum crap!! If you like her your a fucking lifeless homo! =
Little Girl:Mommy, Mommy! Miley is like so cool!! I wanna be just like her! Yay Miley Cyrus!!!!
Mom:Nooo!!!! Someone kill me!! Hun be a stripper the world doesn't need another Miley!!!
Mom:Nooo!!!! Someone kill me!! Hun be a stripper the world doesn't need another Miley!!!
by MandaKaye=] September 3, 2008
1. That bitch with the bad voice
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
2. The newest Disney puppet
3. The only musician to create a career around an alter-ego
4. That random bitch your/my little sister has like 152 barbies of, a bad video game, and the only CD's she owns.
1. -ARGHHH what the fuck is that noise?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
- No need to call the humane society, its just Miley Cyrus
2. -Thanks for the check Walt!
-Ok, but your show went down .5%, we're replacing you with a crappy boyband of gay brothers. (see Jonas Brothers)
3. why is she now blond? with a bad accent? is this the same show?
4. -And this is my Hannah goes to miami, and this is Miley in west palm, does this scarf go with this skirt?
by Kornholio123456789 January 20, 2009
Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens , Hilary Duff , and Briteny Spears who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna . She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless . She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!
1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!
2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!
2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!
by Youare Astalker August 28, 2008
A once somewhat cute girl and the singer of some... ahem... pop music under the name "Hannah Montana," who made Hannah Montana the Movie, before contracting a rare disease that caused her hair to fall out, have an unnatural desire to make out with everything, and mistake heavy demolition equipment as viable things to ride.
Idiot: Holy crap I love Miley Cyrus so much!!!!!!!!1
Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?
Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?
by TheDefiniteForce December 24, 2013
Miley Cyrus. How do i start? Well Here is a list.
1. A girl with fame from her daddy.
2. A Girl who attracts 9-12 year old girls.
3. Has a singing career.
4. Makes $12,000,000(12 million) a year from concert sales of "Hannah Montana" her alter ego.
5. Has Naked pictures
6. Will end up like most Disney Channel stars.
7. Whore
Hey! i named the seven things i hate about miley!!! :)
Hey! I'm not hating on Miley! But i think deep down this is what everyone thinks!
her producers write her songs and she is Vain!
1. A girl with fame from her daddy.
2. A Girl who attracts 9-12 year old girls.
3. Has a singing career.
4. Makes $12,000,000(12 million) a year from concert sales of "Hannah Montana" her alter ego.
5. Has Naked pictures
6. Will end up like most Disney Channel stars.
7. Whore
Hey! i named the seven things i hate about miley!!! :)
Hey! I'm not hating on Miley! But i think deep down this is what everyone thinks!
her producers write her songs and she is Vain!
by Ilovepie64 March 16, 2009
The act of twerking and gyrating yourself on someone while looking back and sticking your tongue out.
That guy was totally a victim of that trailer trash tammy giving him the "miley cyrus"!!! Yeah, poor bastard, she stained his wranglers.
by Tha Process April 4, 2016
An American singer, songwriter, and actress. After playing minor roles in the television series Doc and the film Big Fish in her childhood, she became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006.
With Bangerz, Cyrus achieved her third number-one album on the U.S. Billboard 200, and fifth overall including Hannah Montana soundtrack albums. She has logged eight top 10 entries on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 with: "See You Again", "7 Things", "The Climb", "Party in the U.S.A.", "Can't Be Tamed", "We Can't Stop", "Malibu" and the chart-topping "Wrecking Ball". Cyrus has earned numerous awards and nominations, as Billboard ranked her as the fourth best-selling female artist of 2009. She was ranked number thirteen on Forbes' Celebrity 100 in 2010, and in 2013 was declared "Artist of the Year" by MTV. She has been included on the Time 100 list of most influential people in 2008 and 2014.
With Bangerz, Cyrus achieved her third number-one album on the U.S. Billboard 200, and fifth overall including Hannah Montana soundtrack albums. She has logged eight top 10 entries on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 with: "See You Again", "7 Things", "The Climb", "Party in the U.S.A.", "Can't Be Tamed", "We Can't Stop", "Malibu" and the chart-topping "Wrecking Ball". Cyrus has earned numerous awards and nominations, as Billboard ranked her as the fourth best-selling female artist of 2009. She was ranked number thirteen on Forbes' Celebrity 100 in 2010, and in 2013 was declared "Artist of the Year" by MTV. She has been included on the Time 100 list of most influential people in 2008 and 2014.
by pseu_do_nym June 30, 2017