stealth poo 

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

stealth poo by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

stealth pooh by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

Stealth Poop 

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

Stealth Poop by stealth pooper February 10, 2010

stealth poop 

when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.

Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.

stealth poop by misorderedchaos March 11, 2007

stealthy poo 

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

stealthy poo by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

stealthy poopoo 

The action of farting in a very delicate way. The air coming out of the ass is stealty thus being hardly noticable

Steven leaned forth and laid a stealthy poopoo in daniels facinity

stealthy poopoo by Burn44 April 8, 2016

Stealthbooking 

When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.

Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"

Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010