Belft

Belft is the dried up white substance found on a girl's panties the next morning. Or the consitrated white creamy substance found on a girls panties right after taking them off to hook up.

-I "belft" on my underwear.

-He scraped the "belft" off her underwear while she was sleeping so he could sniff it the next day

- I was so embarresed, last night right before we hooked up, he stood on my panties and the "belft" made them stick to his foot.

Belft by Jenn Jensen January 28, 2008

Liver Belt

The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.

The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).

If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.

Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."

Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"

Liver Belt by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009

Juice Belt 

When a girl arouses a man with his own belt (which she has removed with her teeth).

Sarah juice belted me last night.

Juice Belt by lcss12 May 22, 2012

Three Mile Belt 

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.

Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.

Three Mile Belt by Howard-god January 9, 2012

Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

Belt Warning by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

Ohio facewarmer belt by 0la0la April 22, 2023