smeasle 

A smeasle is a word I invented for kittens and cats when I was a kid. Has its roots with the word morsel because that's what kittens are: cute little morsels. After the mashup, the result is smeasle. Pronounced (smee-sul).

I procured a smeasle as new pet.

smeasle by Matt7777777 January 30, 2008

Cock Smeasle 

He/She who ditches his/her friends to hop on that D

You stupid Cock Smeasle. How could you leaves us for him?!

Cock Smeasle by Dr. Sanitizer September 1, 2010

smeaglet 

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

smeadle 

A blended mix of blood, excrement, and semen. Used to make nasty drink combinations for your worst enemies.

Want to make your ex regret breaking up with you? Just slip some smeadle in her drink and she'll learn the consequences of leaving you

smeadle by JA-ALLDAY May 6, 2017

smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.

erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....

smeagle fart by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011

Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014