1. "Hey Charlie, what's it mean when someone wants to smoke a lot of crack and stuff?"
"
I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary."
"Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?"
2. "Hey Charlie, this
dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?"
"Go get an addictionary."
"Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?"
"Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary."
"Shouldn't it be an additionary?"
"No."
3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these
definitions!"
"Are you into that addictionary again?"
"Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."