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Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.
There is midgetry afoot!
Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgette 

A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.
Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!
Midgette by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009
A half-dwarf half-midget organism that loves eating chilli and playing games. It spends its life in solitary in its kernal when its monitor is taken away by its mother.
Oh look its a midGETT!!!!!! 1/2
midGETT by nibba_9_the_snitch November 19, 2019
Something possessing the body type of a midget.
"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"
Midgety by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

Midginity 

The state of being a 'Midgin'. This is what you lose when you first have sexual intercourse with a midget.
You won't believe this but Jeff has lost his Midginity!
Midginity by TrickyB September 25, 2010