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1. To bitch about absolutely everything, no matter how small.
2. To believe that you are absolutely correct on a subject no matter which persons or facts contradict you.
3. One who has a compulsive fixation on internet pyramid schemes.
4. To be unemployed for 5 or more years since graduation from high school.
5. One who has a compulsive fixation on drinking alcohol and nothing else, worthy of being on a TV show such as Intervention.
6. One who thinks their shit contains no smell, and that everyone else is beneath them.
7. To have a completely negative, self-defeating outlook on life.
8. Act of defeating every reality-based opportunity that presents itself.
9. One who is very immature.
1. You are such a lendog. All you do all day is drink beer and complain about the internet pyramid schemes ripping you off.

2. A Lendog: "Everybody sucks! Nobody does nothing. Ill show you, by the time Im done partying with my dudes Ill be a millionaire and you will be nothing."

3. Doug: "Lets go to the beach!" A Lendog: "The beach sucks, the sand is too sandy."

4. A Lendog: "Aaaaahhhhh that dudes a piece of shit cause I can drink 3 cases of beer in 4 hours and he cant"
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Lewdoged 

The state of being under the influence of massive amounts of the Chronic,Marijuana,Reefer,or Homegrown.Could be considered regional dialect for the areas in and around the Mathews County Virginia area near the Chesapeake Bay.
Man...... nigga was so "Lewdoged" he couldnt decide which boat with no motor to float away on.
Lewdoged by VAWFahAhahahahahahahaha December 22, 2009
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1.) An internet loser who spends every waking moment on message boards using aliases to create conversations with himself or herself, in order to make others believe he is popular and his posts are interesting or relevant.

2.) A troll who spam’s message boards with disinformation in an effort to take focus off of issues which are troubling to him or her.
The poor little ledoggy is trying to engage posters with his pathetic little games again.
ledoggy by A Real OSU Alum January 22, 2005
Nickname given to the NBA player Lebron James.
Lebdog ain't playing well. Heat are winning because of Wade.
LebDog by Lastcat April 12, 2014
A man who really likes the color blue. He ages fast but keeps his mood up. HE may get in trouble with the law quite a bit.
wow theres lendon
lendon by dest. kayy April 21, 2017
A goat Noah is a Ute
Ledog wag1
ledog by Ledog October 4, 2020
This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO
Landogger by PCgary August 8, 2023