evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)

I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2011

evergreen

marijuana, or "trees"

man, we smell like evergreens.

by Ricky March 9, 2004

evergreen

evergreen
As in always has greenbacks (money) a guy that has money. A guy that never has to think about money because he has soo much of it!!!

I like to date evergreens./////////////////////////////////////// //////////// //////////////// ////////////// //////////////////////
He's an evergreen.

by catcee September 12, 2013

evergreen

Code name of Nadia Santos (Sydney little sister in the television series Alias)

Syd (To nadia during a mission): Evergreen, you cannot proceed without comms.

by ariSai September 1, 2007

evergreen

A post or comment made a while ago that bites the original poster in the ass. Trump is a prime example, complaining about President Obama’s golfing and then golfing more than Tiger Woods after being falsely elected.

Here’s another evergreen tweet from Trump that contradicts the things he pretends to stand for

by girlnarly September 18, 2020

evergreen

To become stupidly or amusingly stuck

Wow, these shoes are tight... I've really evergreened my feet in there

Or

My girlfriend and I were playing with a glass bottle in bed and unfortunately I had to attend the hospital after I evergreened it

by iamnotjl March 30, 2021

Evergreen

A massive object that blocks a water way

I've just had a right Evergreen. It took three flushes to get rid.

by TeamMeh March 26, 2021