Buttsecular

A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn around halfway through. This is where you change the words "buttsecks" to "Buttsecular" thusly stopping them from punching you.

Me: (walking up behind someone) SUPRISE BUTT...
them: (turns around)
me: ...Buttsecular... (walks away)

Buttsecular by Schizoprenic Psychosomatic Mental Patient January 14, 2008

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Butticular

A person who is opinionated and hyper critical about butt size or shape.

He broke up with her because her ass was so flat. He is so butticular.

Butticular by Speedster from Dallas March 12, 2017

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Related Words

Buttsecular • buttnoculars • Buttacular • Butticular

buttnoculars

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Claire really has Buttnoculars for Toran

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 4, 2016

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Buttacular

Similar to craptacular, though less frustrating.

Did you see that lame move? I can't believe we paid seven-fifty to see it, it was buttacular.

Buttacular by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

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buttnoculars

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Dang she has real buttnoculars for him

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 5, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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