Buttsecular

A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn around halfway through. This is where you change the words "buttsecks" to "Buttsecular" thusly stopping them from punching you.

Me: (walking up behind someone) SUPRISE BUTT...
them: (turns around)
me: ...Buttsecular... (walks away)

Buttsecular by Schizoprenic Psychosomatic Mental Patient January 14, 2008

Butticular 

A person who is opinionated and hyper critical about butt size or shape.

He broke up with her because her ass was so flat. He is so butticular.

Butticular by Speedster from Dallas March 12, 2017

buttnoculars 

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Claire really has Buttnoculars for Toran

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 4, 2016

Buttacular 

Similar to craptacular, though less frustrating.

Did you see that lame move? I can't believe we paid seven-fifty to see it, it was buttacular.

Buttacular by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

buttnoculars 

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Dang she has real buttnoculars for him

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 5, 2016