monkey rubber 

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

monkey rubber by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

monkey rubber 

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

monkey rubber by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

rubber monkey 

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

rubber monkey by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Rubber money

Contraceptive devices ect. , usually rubbers that are used a money especially by teens. Hence the term rubber money.

That is it is traded among teens in trade for things they want the same way real money is.

How much you got in rubber money?

Rubber money by Judge dredd7 June 9, 2011

Rubber Band Money 

Money wrapped in a rubber band to walk around with to spend.

I'm doing fine. Got some rubber band money. Let's party.

Rubber Band Money by jmasalle April 14, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022