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Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.
He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.
chainer by Desmond B. January 18, 2008
one who is "hip"; up with the times
That bitch is a wannabe chainer.
chainer by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003
A person (typically living in Colorado) that spends most of their times in the mountains skiing, snowboarding or other, thus putting chains on their tires often.
“You hear that Chad spent an entire week in the mountains skiing and smoking weed?”

That guy is such a Chainer”
Chainer by ActiveUser1963 January 19, 2024

chainer syndrome 

A Spy from Team Fortress 2, that doesn't know anything about spying, yet tries to "chain", these unintelligent individuals may also use a profile name, or rename their Conniver's Kunai, to a TF2Slurgi or tf2Klown references, or just downright steal their name/profile picture. These "people" may also think they are good because they 2 back to back stairstabs in players who installed the game a few days ago.
Person 1 : Dude this spy is so bad but he keeps going for the most obvious shit on me
Person 2: Yeah that's a clear case of chainer syndrome

Chainer Alley

In the Facebook game Mob Wars, the levels where other mobs will chain you no end for good XPs
player 1: ive just reached level 1000 :)

player 2: Welcome to Chainer Alley, 4000 levels of fucktards
Chainer Alley by Mr Meana September 10, 2012

Gold Chainer 

Someone who defines themself as a hot rodder but has never worked on a car before. They pay a shop to build a car and perform modification/maintenance instead of doing it themself. Often they dont even know anything about the car they had built.
Bob: "Thats a nice 32 3 window over there" Tim: "Yea, but the owners a gold chainer, he doesnt even know what engine hes running."
Gold Chainer by rustypipes September 23, 2010