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The "squetre" (also spelled "squeter" in some countries) is the SI derived unit of area, with symbol m². It is defined as the area of a square whose sides measure exactly one metre. The "squetre" is derived from the SI base unit of the metre, which in turn is defined as the length of the path travelled by light in absolute vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second.
The term "squetre" originated in Northern Australia some 152 years prior to the term "cumec" and is only now being accepted in mainstream language.
Ben explained to Kym that the official worm grunting rules state that you are only allowed to compete within one squetre for the duration of the contest.
squetre by _Hoey_ January 8, 2008
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Derogatory term:
The kid who leans on the wall at the corner of a store and/or gas station. They are "technically" not loitering since they're still sipping on the slurpie they bought 3 hours ago.
Person 1: Wow, look at that creeper hanging in the corner doing nothing.
Person 2: Yeah, what a squere.
Squere by Brenandian May 30, 2014
Related Words

Squeered 

To be scared of a queer.

"Omg, that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered"
"OMG that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered right now!..."
Squeered by A J Barrowmen January 9, 2015

Squeerell 

An alternate pronunciation of the word "Squirrel." This pronunciation is used by many foreigners who seem to adapt to the phonetic sounding of a word as it appears on paper.
Look at the pretty squeerells up in na de tree!
Squeerell by I like Squeerells! October 30, 2008
the pain you feel when you pee after you ejaculate
You: owwww
Girlfriend: what
You: i should have waited longer to pee after we had sex i just squeted
Squete by Bon3r m4n December 4, 2010
An insult to somebody meaning super quere or super homosexual.
That Fag over there is squere.

(If you need to know what fag means look it up!)
Squere by Bplarkin April 3, 2009
A mash-up of squee and queer, communicating a particularly gay or queer level of excitement, excitement expressed specifically by an LGBTQ person, or excitement about something queer.

Extra "e"s can be added to increase level of excitement. Example: "Squeeeeeere!"
I just saw Zac Efron at the supermarket! SQUEERE!
squeere by DesignerDaddy October 1, 2013