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squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?
squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007
Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.
Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.
squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

Squeered 

To be scared of a queer.

"Omg, that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered"
"OMG that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered right now!..."
Squeered by A J Barrowmen January 9, 2015

Squeegel 

1. n- a best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend with benefits, good friend, or friend that you flirt with. basically, anyone that you can squeeze/hug/hold.

2. v- to squeeze someone, as in a bear hug.
1.) girl, tell me you're not on the phone with booty squeegel right now, you know he just wants to hook up.

2.) omg! i can't believe i didn't get to squeegel you one last time before you left for your trip! :(
Squeegel by mv09 May 25, 2009

Squeerell 

An alternate pronunciation of the word "Squirrel." This pronunciation is used by many foreigners who seem to adapt to the phonetic sounding of a word as it appears on paper.
Look at the pretty squeerells up in na de tree!
Squeerell by I like Squeerells! October 30, 2008

squeezeliciousness 

When you want to squeeze someone really badly, may it be their body or a certain part of their body
'you are look squeezeliciousness!'
squeezeliciousness by Inty March 28, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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