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1. The collective term for more than one Nub (usually thought of as nubs)
2. A fat Nub
3. Jack Thompson
1. Any clan on Counter Strike that has not been banned for "haxxoring"
2. See "Angry German Kid"
3. Jack: "Games are all Murder Simulators"
Gamer: "Fuck You Nubwad"
LOLCat: "I can has cheezburgerz?"
Jack: "Cheezburgerz are all Murder Simulators"
nubwad by Shakey247 January 5, 2008
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Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.
That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.
Nutwad by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009
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Nubway is when a bitch has no arms and trys to have sex. Its gross.
Dom dom jerks off to porn featuring nubway.
nubway by Brendon Clift March 14, 2007
someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker
she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river
nutwad by princessnutwad September 26, 2010
Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.
She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.

nubwangler 

a chronic addict to crack cocaine who has type 2 diabetes and lives in a decomposed hobbit hole
you bumbling nubwangler
nubwangler by choclitmilkkk May 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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