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Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.
She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.
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Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.
That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.
Nutwad by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009
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To stomp on any type of container filled with ranch and it explodes out everywhere.
Bro, did you see the nutnade I set off. It drenched everyone in the courtyard.
Nutnade by Arcia January 25, 2019
someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker
she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river
nutwad by princessnutwad September 26, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026