An incredibly smart and epic person, Janko dwells in the deepest depths of reddit. Unlike other redditors, his humour is very funny and incredibly structured, making it very funny. He is a Minecrafter. He is a skilled master of yo-yo.
"Yo man! Have you seen Janko?! We're supposed to play Minecraft tonight!"
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."
in some languages also known as "ucha", a creature that lurks the country side often holding a big red book called "dnevnik". This book contains information about children. Ucha likes "prasetina", "drozdina", "krvavica", "crni-lukac-u-pljeskavicu", and is absolutely crazy for apples(tm). It doesent mind sacraficing a virgin sister of a child that it teaches also. Ucha doesent approve Asian people because of their small penises, and the fact they play a lot of WoW.
"Bem te u kurac", "Skidaj te kaljave curule pashche jedno", "idi u shljivik i uberi prut", "deset packi Jovice","sedi jedan"... and many more.Janko.
When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.
Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.