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Someone that cheats at a videogame, especially Halo 2 and Halo 3, this word was invented by three individuals known as SaGA, Hitman and Hardu.

They also created words such as Lagos,Killtacatos and killtacatis.
Fucking cheatos are on top of the map.
cheato by Tom_Ace January 5, 2008

cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
cheato diet by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019

cheato bandito 

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"
cheato bandito by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

neato cheato 

A fag word used by gaylords in New Zealand to deny women of their needs.
neato cheato by UnsatisfiedPuta December 29, 2010

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

El Cheeto Grande 

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!