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nerd crush 

When you have a crush on somebody whom you would not normally go for. You become nervous while talking to them, or sometimes even just talking about them. The crush is a type of crush for all ages but when you have a nerd crush it is like you are in middle school again.
Not meaning you have a crush on a nerd but that YOU are a nerd because you get nervous when you talk to them, start sweating profusely, etc.
Nerd Crush: "Hey (insert name here)! How's it goin'?"
You: "Hi.. uh.. eh... uh.. " (turn red and run away)
nerd crush by Dr. Lou May 30, 2007

Nerd Crush 

a nerd crush is a crush you have on a certain nerd. if you had to choose between a sea of nerds, you'd choose this nerd in a heartbeat. you do not necessarily desire to date this nerd, but he could potentially be a candidate.
"Blake is totally my nerd crush!"

"Really? Why?"
"He is insanely smart and cute!"
"Oh, awesome!"
Nerd Crush by livealittle123 June 2, 2012

Nerd Crush 

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery
Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane
Nerd Crush by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020
A person (usually a girl) on whom a large percentage of nerds have a crush. Usually a result of a rare combination of smarts and good looks.
That girl's a real nerdcrush; liking her is a natural part of growing up here for any self-deserving nerd.
nerdcrush by the.creeper September 15, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004