the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it
Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*
by fanwaffles March 21, 2015
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George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP
by spencer hastings December 1, 2013
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A ridiculously long word describing the phobia of one towards long words. Very ironic ah. ha. ha.
Hey Clark: Hey I heard you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Clark: TOM DON'T ASHDHGSDSFDOIRYUIER!!!! *mumbles random shit being scared out of his underwear*

Tom: Hehehehe, how do you tell the psychiatrist?

Clark: I have hipposdjsdjksdhjjds!!! *mumbles vacuous crap in terror*
by Double Trouble and the dog. February 8, 2012
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Doctor: I jut finished the lab results.
Patient: Is it serious?
Doctor: Yes it is.
Patient: Do I have cancer?
Doctor: No, you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *faints*
by Bring Back Toon Disney! April 18, 2014
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Doctor: Gilbert, sorry to announce this but you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Gilbert: EEEEEK! Don't say that!
by Overstored Milk April 30, 2014
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Docter im afraid of long words,

Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window
by THE JUGGERNAUT December 21, 2014
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Doctor: I see the prob.
Man: What is it?
Doctor: You have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
(Man freaks out)
by what-turndown4 March 20, 2015
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