A woman's boob that has a nipple so big that it looks like a pink toe.
Man: You have a TOOBIE? Lemme see!
Woman: Pervert!!
.. The woman slaps the man ..
by RANDOMKID123456 December 5, 2007
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A fucktard who carries opinions regarded as fucktarded beyond any human norm, often discrimitory, offensive, and petty.
Example - discriminating against the elderly, proclaiming that 9/11 was planned by the US government.
Pl. Toobii.
Damn, why do you have to be such a toobis?
by Rabbit July 20, 2004
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A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.
by Snark July 21, 2004
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A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.
The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.
by Xanza April 4, 2005
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1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.
Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"
by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.
Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!
by Chester; March 10, 2007
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