A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of
individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet
paper, or the quantity of dog
turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.
As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter,
Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon
Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob,
Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.