Beer Abs 

This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.

Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.

Beer Abs by AcidxxTrip December 29, 2007

beer keg abs 

six pack abs covered by a beer gut

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs

beer keg abs by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010