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Tasseled 

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"
Tasseled by DubyaPH January 6, 2009
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Shit Tasseled 

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

tasselled wobbegong 

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!
tasselled wobbegong by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019

Tesseled 

A way to trigger a person, that does not understand what the word Tesseled means.
Wow bro, you're so tesseled!
Tesseled by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017

tosseled 

being thrown around like there’s no goddamn tomorrow on a bus to go to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis
she was tosseled while on her period which didn’t help
tosseled by atlantatruths March 9, 2021

tosseled 

being thrown around on a bus like there’s no goddamn tomorrow while going to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis
she was tosseled while on her period which didn’t help
tosseled by atlantatruths March 9, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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