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Hypautochondria
The belief that strange noises while driving are signs that your car needs serious repair when there's really nothing wrong with your vehicle. Most often caused by hearing sounds from someone else's car.
Jack: I was sure I had an expensive-sounding noise coming from my brakes this morning, but it was only hypautochondria. Turns out it was the jalopy in the next lane.
Jill: What a relief.
Jack: I know! Now I'm going to spend all that money I don't need for car repair on merchandise from Urbandictionary.com.
Jill: What a relief.
Jack: I know! Now I'm going to spend all that money I don't need for car repair on merchandise from Urbandictionary.com.
Hypautochondria by hestoric August 17, 2010
Hypatriot
Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
hypacrack
a person who claims to be "sober" and takes the time, to, tell you how great it is, and how much of a loser you are for still being on drugs, and then go to the bathroom and do drugs by themselves
hypacrack by megsjojodancer February 14, 2012
hypaleapalating
a term describing an event in wich someone totaly freaks out, and nearly explodes with sheer joy and happiness.
synonyms:
freak out, hyper, explosive happiness, joy, orgasmic
synonyms:
freak out, hyper, explosive happiness, joy, orgasmic
John: "Damn, Tana is hypaleapalating."
Paul: "is she Okay?"
John: "no, i haven't seen her this excited in 73 years"
Paul: "she fell on the floor"
John: "I'll call the ambulance....."
Paul: "is she Okay?"
John: "no, i haven't seen her this excited in 73 years"
Paul: "she fell on the floor"
John: "I'll call the ambulance....."
hypaleapalating by kingnigg3r December 30, 2011