Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008