objectophile

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.

My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile

by SB018 May 25, 2023

objectophile

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.

Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.

by JD Stein December 15, 2007

Objectophile

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

by CromBomb June 29, 2016

Objectophile

An Ohio State Senator who has developed strong emotional, romantic, and sexual bonds with inanimate objects like sofas, loveseats, throw pillows, etc. While Objectophilia has not been classified as a mental illness, it is a sexual deviancy that goes against God.

That JD Vance guy is a objectophile weirdo who likes to fuck couches

by Childless Cat Lady August 1, 2024