objectaphilia 

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

objectaphilia by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011

objectaphobia 

The fear of all inanimate objects.

When John saw my new toaster, he wanted to hide under his blanket, but was too afraid his blanket would eat him. Classic case of objectaphobia

objectaphobia by MikeyBeeeeee January 2, 2012

objectaphile 

a person or persons who are sexually attracted to objects. As well as a person or persons who would like to have sexual relations with an object or objects

dude 1 - do u wanna make out with ur mic or smth back up dude
dude 2 - actually bro i kinda do, it’s cute

dude 1 - ur an objectaphile????? dude i hate objectaphiles

objectaphile by Sky the smartie October 31, 2022