Dutch Ear

The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.

"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."

by perpetual victim December 14, 2007

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021