Rankine
Rankine is above all life forms, even that of Kayoos (Yes i know shocking). Rankine is so tall it's amazing, he has the most rizz out of anybody on earth and has the most amazing booty and thighs. His peen is 15 inches long, rumour has it was he impregnated the Earth and Adam and eve his submissive bitches. Rankine is the most amazing person EVER and is worshipped in Kosovo as he is the sexiest king to rule.
Person 1: Yo did you see that God earlier?
Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy
Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!
Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy
Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!
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