phone shot

A shot of booze consumed with a friend over the phone when you just can't be togther, especially if they are very far away. Usually involves tequila and a count down so you know you are really drinking a the same time.

Person 1 in California: "Dude, I just finished my last final today!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"

phone shot by Jaye7 May 20, 2009

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phone shot

Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.

Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.

"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"

phone shot by gfrancetto November 25, 2007

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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