Weaver Beaver

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.

Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.

by Charlie2 November 25, 2007

beaver weaver

A man who avoids 'beaver'. Bats for the other side. A gay man.

You've got no chance with him love, he's a beaver weaver.

OMG that beaver weaver wants your cock.

by huzinator May 19, 2010

Beaver weaver

A cosmetic vagina surgeon

She felt her beaver was unsightly so she made an appointment with a beaver weaver

by mr_january September 5, 2011

beaver weaver

a chick who braids her bush

yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!

by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023