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An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.
Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!
hook job by Dizz Dawg November 23, 2007
(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.
Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.
hook job by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 14, 2007

Three knuckle hook job 

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

australian hook job 

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
australian hook job by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

three knuckle hook job 

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.
The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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