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Simplicated 

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)
Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?
Simplicated by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021

spiflicate 

a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out
"If you don't stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, Johnny, I'm going to spiflicate you"
spiflicate by Deborah March 30, 2005

simplicated 

Something that is simple and complicated at the same time.
Fractals are simplicated. They are easy to generate and enjoy. The are generated by a complicated process that few fractal artists fully understand.
simplicated by Dzeni February 14, 2005

Spiflicate 

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.
1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.
Spiflicate by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005

simplicate 

To make something simpler through a process that initially seems daunting or complicated.

The opposite of complify.
Simplicate your website by learning Sinatra (for Ruby).

Simplicate your money sitch by paying off all your debt.
simplicate by chadoh April 26, 2011

supplicate 

1. to worship a girl in the vain hope of getting some punnani from her.
2. what a girly boy does to get the girls
You are such a supplicating biatch Scott!!